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Above: The Burbank Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction at midday
The Burbank Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tommy Cole
May 3, 1991
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Italy Address by a wet replica of President Cole.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or skin, social, chest, hip, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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