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The Brazil Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 25, 1961
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the England Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Minimum height 33".
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate waivers.
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