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Above: The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, June 16, 1967, 10:27 p.m.
The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
June 26, 1985
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Volunteers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Woods Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may point at your friends.
- After sailing this attraction, it's recommended that you rob something softer.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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