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The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best operational attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best operational attraction at Disneyland

The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 2012
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Nine teacups

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Firehouse Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.

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