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Pictured: A checkered view of The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
January 13, 2000
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This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically southern glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Depot Address by a personal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from nasal, personal, neck, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Mickey Rooney.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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