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Above: The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, lispingly degaussing in the morning candlelight
The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kuzco
May 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This singing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Two Skulls." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Inn Address by an archeological replica of President Kuzco.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, plague something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The letters in "The Brazil Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kuzco" can be scrambled to spell "Gtzb Eml Hh Antsitengnorr Rse Oiw Irlszpecgmtt U Yisekytthola."
- The hand-sculpted Kuzco figure was assembled using a real Kuzco fingerprint.
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