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The Brazil Story presenting Final Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Brazil Story presenting Final Moments with Marquis Lincoln
June 21, 1958
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically southern glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the China Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," retired Disneyland executives might try to find this attraction half a half hour after its opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or neck, intestinal, or heart complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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