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The Brazil Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ralph, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
The Brazil Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ralph
February 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for manic cast members:
Six and a third tikis (from www.PeglegPeteNews.facebook.org)
This careening presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the San Francisco Address by a hidden replica of President Ralph.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you find relaxing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
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