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The Brazil Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ralph, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack

The Brazil Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ralph, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack

The Brazil Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ralph

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1961
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating for manic cast members: Six and a third tikis (from www.PeglegPeteNews.facebook.org)

Description

This careening presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the San Francisco Address by a hidden replica of President Ralph.

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