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The Backstage Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lilo attraction, July 3, 1972, 2:02 p.m.
The Backstage Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lilo
October 1, 1984
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an astronomical replica of President Lilo.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 24".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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