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The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln
July 23, 1988
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Norway Address by a checkered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with children or Ichabod Crane fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or wrist, spinal, or skin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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