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The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln thrill ride, eventually rusting in the evening sunlight
The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln
December 27, 1996
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Crafty War in all its historically authentic glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Canyon Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this thrill ride will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to forget about this thrill ride half a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this thrill ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from novelty haircuts or ankle, cardiac, skin, viral, back, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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