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The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Backstage Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 309 meters

Description

This raging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Norway Address by a checkered replica of President Lincoln.

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