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The Atlantis Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln dark ride, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
The Atlantis Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
April 26, 2007
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its skiing glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Norway Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, children are required to wear pirate specticles.
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