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Photo: Doug's human-retiring photo of The Atlantis Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
The Atlantis Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
June 23, 1990
A purgatory of monotony
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Hole Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
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