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At right: The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, magically considered to be the premier jolly attraction at Disneyland
The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
August 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
No more than X mouse ears
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hair or back issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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