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Above: The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
June 20, 1989
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Oz Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or kidney, ribcage, clothing, liver, personal, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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