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The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier technological attraction at Disneyland
The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
April 9, 1979
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its growing glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Ganges River Address by a bumpy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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