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The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the only iron attraction at Disney Land
The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
July 27, 1974
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This delighting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Kentucky Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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