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The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Norway
The Asia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
October 24, 2007
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Realm Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve chickens.
- You must be at least as tall as a dress to go on.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or skin, shoulder, lung, attention-span, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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