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Above: The Antarctic Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite train of Luigi
The Antarctic Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 22, 1983
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Horizon Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this train, you will be physically unable to look for something shorter.
- During inclement storms, this train may melt.
- This train closes at park closing.
- The letters in "The Antarctic Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Mo Arssitwtinr Sscestnupoaiag Nglmdlteics Shtetpyconnmenr Ooteiel Hartypc Mr."
- Be sure to look for a reanimated Mickey when you visit the waiting room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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