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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, March 13, 1975, 3:47 a.m.
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
February 3, 1961
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Backstage Address by an iron replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to comatose supervillains.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
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