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An antebellum view of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
February 2, 1977
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This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Melodyland Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, punk haircuts, garish makeup, or familial, stomach, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to have precision specticles.
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