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Pictured: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction during construction
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
May 29, 2007
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Time-wasting service animals
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Texas Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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