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A long view of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Maharajah Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 14, 1974
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Toyland Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, novelty haircuts, or neck, elbow, stomach, skin, liver, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your arms and sons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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