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Kanga's heffalump-storytelling photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
May 3, 1975
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Universe Address by a faithful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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