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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln dark ride, automatically considered to be the worst pneumatic dark ride at Disneyland
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
September 1, 1961
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this dark ride.
- After waiting for this dark ride, try something more exciting.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses (in that order) within the entangling vines at various times.
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