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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction during construction
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
September 25, 1956
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Brazil Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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