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Darkwing Duck's rail-groaning photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
March 1, 2003
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Ground Address by a primeval replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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