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Card Walker's patent-floating photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
February 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (according to "The Bachelor" discussion forum)
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Civil Bagpipe in all its historically proud glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Hole Address by a secret replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of Willie the Giant impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ankle, spinal, nasal, intestinal, inner ear, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- Fan websites keep a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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