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Photo: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the only exceptional attraction at Disneyland
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
August 11, 1970
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically cool glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Tavern Address by an inanimate replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear, lung, or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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