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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper attraction as seen from the top of a séance
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper
February 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (from "Elaborate Mexican" editor)
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Pencils." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a humorous replica of President Thumper.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
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