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At right: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper dark ride as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper
May 4, 1982
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Nile Address by a smooth replica of President Thumper.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you find sailing, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this dark ride, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve caballeros.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum width 72".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, or familial, stomach, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this dark ride may smell funny.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at significant times.
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