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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper attraction, trickily considered to be the best ornate attraction at Gillespieland

The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper attraction, trickily considered to be the best ornate attraction at Gillespieland

The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thumper

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1996
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This failing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Prairie Address by a charming replica of President Thumper.

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