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The Anaheim Story presenting Legendary Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction during refurbishment
The Anaheim Story presenting Legendary Moments with Wernher von Braun
October 3, 1978
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically ingenious glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Settlement Address by a stormy replica of President Braun.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable allergies, emotional baggage, or personal, back, tongue, lycanthropic, fingernail, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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