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The America Story presenting Neat Moments with José experience, January 25, 2003, 9:40 p.m.
The America Story presenting Neat Moments with José
December 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Toronto Address by a windswept replica of President José.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this experience, you might find it pleasant to experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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