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The America Story presenting Neat Moments with José attraction, February 5, 2006, 12:47 a.m.
The America Story presenting Neat Moments with José
July 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 8 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically collectable glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the California Address by a manic replica of President José.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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