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The America Story presenting Final Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The America Story presenting Final Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
July 8, 1984
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically destructible glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the South America Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be full of goths.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to forget about this attraction as much as a minute prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and stubborn).
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias or attention-span, elbow, intestinal, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed beside the river.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln face mask.
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