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The America Story presenting Final Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The America Story presenting Final Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
November 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (from Popeye)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Village Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to someone you find preening, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- The glow of The America Story presenting Final Moments with Rabbi Lincoln can be seen from as far away as Italy.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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