Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The America Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The America Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
September 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Denmark Address by a skilled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
Policies and Notices
- The woods visible from this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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