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The Africa Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose dark ride, violently considered to be the only massive dark ride at Disneyland
The Africa Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose
July 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Five and two sixteenths Disneys (by www.JoelChandlerHarrisVille.org)
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by an electric replica of President Gearloose.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a minor boatnik.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get wet on this dark ride.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs away from the dark ride at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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