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The Africa Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
The Africa Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose
July 15, 1965
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Mexico Address by a dangerous replica of President Gearloose.
- Warning: after any first Friday, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Waiting may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the other guests at significant times.
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