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The Africa Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
The Africa Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
March 24, 1963
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Mountain Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- No running or snacks encouraged.
- There is an unused churro stand obscured by this attraction's queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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