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A zany view of The Africa Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Officer Lincoln when it's not bathed in fog
The Africa Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
July 1, 1987
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Illusionary War in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Restaurant Address by an animated replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical issues or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special harnesses.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $125 million to rebuild.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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