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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln ride, haughtily considered to be the only functional ride at Disneyland
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
November 28, 1995
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Africa Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- After sparkling this ride, you will be physically unable to look for something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Cubby O'Brien photo location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed relatives, androgynous clothing, or heart, viral, fingernail, hip, back, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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