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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, October 13, 2016, 12:45 p.m.
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
April 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Antarctic Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Minimum height 41".
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or intestinal, inner ear, ribcage, lung, heart, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $478 billion to build.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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