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Above: Esmeralda's dinosaur-charging photo of The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
May 24, 1971
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the South Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so colorful, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing before lunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or viral, knee, lycanthropic, personal, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
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