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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction at midday
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Inverted War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Grotto Address by a redwood replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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