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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction during construction
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
November 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its rejoicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Village Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions (in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from July 5 until about August 23.
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