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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Figment
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
February 21, 2002
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Horizon Address by a royal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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