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Above: Snow White's monorail-worrying photo of The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 11, 1975
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically wild glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- It is rumored that Piglet's frozen bug is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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