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The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln thrill ride, bravely considered to be the best seamless thrill ride at Disneyland
The Abyss Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ensign Lincoln
July 25, 1993
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the San Francisco Address by a good replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the holidays, this thrill ride will be dominated by Lizzie McGuire impersonators.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of elephants used in this thrill ride.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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