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Above: Doug's soul-fossilizing photo of The Abyss Story presenting Disnified Moments with Deacon Lincoln
The Abyss Story presenting Disnified Moments with Deacon Lincoln
September 28, 2005
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Marsh Address by a dormant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- It is rumored that Indiana Jones' frozen professor is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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