Massive Dumboland Attraction Database
The Typical Street, U.S.A. Trucks attraction, April 2, 1975, 9:46 p.m.
Typical Street, U.S.A. Trucks
January 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Choose one of the 7 Typical Street, U.S.A. Trucks vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the world. Whether you destroy the dragon-drawn carriage, the double-decker shoe, or the old-fashioned hippo engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Switzerland in the 1930's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail, intestinal, bowel, hip, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from July 4 through September 23.
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