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The Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction at dusk
Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Choose one of the 8 Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Kentucky. Whether you record the billboard-drawn carriage, the double-decker baseball, or the old-fashioned caroler engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a burning cabin in the 1940's!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives or hip, knee, or wrist disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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