Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, privately dazzling in the afternoon park light
Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
87 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
Choose one of the 3 Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a region. Whether you ignore the herald-drawn carriage, the double-decker guide, or the old-fashioned blade engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Radiator Springs in the 1900's!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle or brain issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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