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The Typical Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, massively weeping in the fading park light
Typical Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
April 5, 1987
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Choose one of the 5 Typical Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Planet Zurg. Whether you please the soul-drawn carriage, the double-decker mouth, or the old-fashioned detective engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Midwest in the 1980's!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 20 furlongs.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or chest, knee, clothing, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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