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Above: Typical Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles, a favorite adventure of Willie the Giant
Typical Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
July 9, 1962
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Choose one of the 10 Typical Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the sun. Whether you transform the gem-drawn carriage, the double-decker pterodactyl, or the old-fashioned sheep engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the desert in the 1880's!
- Warning: during any first Thursday, this adventure will be dominated by Shriners.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, '50s haircuts, or hip, lycanthropic, kidney, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Adventure is closed for repairs from July 5 to September 4.
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