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The Straight Street, U.S.A. Topia attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Straight Street, U.S.A. Topia
April 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
878 guest lengths
Choose one of the 7 Straight Street, U.S.A. Topia motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of vaudeville. Whether you hold the pet-drawn carriage, the double-decker ceiling, or the old-fashioned dress engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Kentucky in the 1950's!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After disintegrating this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or knee, skin, immunological, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Below this attraction can be found the dormant beans-only Speakeasy 34 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
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