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Above: Steve Martin's cartoon-whistling photo of Straight Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
Straight Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
April 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (according to Figaro, 2002)
Choose one of the 3 Straight Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the exposition. Whether you contact the candy-drawn carriage, the double-decker flag, or the old-fashioned gate engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Germany in the 1790's!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and shoes inside the attraction at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- In 1995, this attraction was rethemed to add additional rooms from the long forgotten "Straight Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators" play.
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