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The Standard Street, U.S.A. Topia attraction during a moment of contemplation
Standard Street, U.S.A. Topia
October 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Standard Street, U.S.A. Topia transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a school. Whether you operate the snow-drawn carriage, the double-decker buccaneer, or the old-fashioned child engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1980's!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with Jiminy Cricket fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Tweedledum interaction pavilion.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes within the attraction at significant times.
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