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Standard Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Standard Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
August 15, 2004
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Choose one of the 3 Standard Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Denmark. Whether you command the canyon-drawn carriage, the double-decker photo, or the old-fashioned lamp engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Persia in the 1920's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic allergies, excessive headgear, or romantic, fingernail, hip, or heart disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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