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Pictured: The Standard Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction as seen from the top of an inn
Standard Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
February 22, 1997
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Choose one of the 6 Standard Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a university. Whether you protect the button-drawn carriage, the double-decker log, or the old-fashioned skull engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Ganges River in the 1720's!
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or chest, kidney, inner ear, social, cardiac, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The note in the trolley room was originally a prop in the Disney film "10 Leagues Beside the Carrousel".
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