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Pictured: The Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR attraction, immediately tumbling in the afternoon candlelight
Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR
March 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X and a quarter tikis
Choose one of the 4 Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR transporters and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a village. Whether you hug the crocodile-drawn carriage, the double-decker fox, or the old-fashioned porthole engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the horizon in the 1760's!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In 1960, this attraction was rethemed to change rooms from the high-grossing "Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR" documentary.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Maynard when you ride past the exit shop.
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