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A portentous view of Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR when it's not shrounded in tarps
Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR
October 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Standard Street, U.S.A. NASCAR vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the kingdom. Whether you haunt the goblin-drawn carriage, the double-decker buccaneer, or the old-fashioned screen engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an institute in the 1970's!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $330 to rebuild (in 2008 dollars).
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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