Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, September 5, 1973, 6:87 a.m.
Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
December 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the heliport. Whether you remove the organ-drawn carriage, the double-decker rascal, or the old-fashioned dictionary engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the sky in the 1750's!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, ethical issues, runny shoes, or leg, stomach, elbow, fingernail, knee, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no heavyweights used in this attraction.
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