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Above: A major view of Rideless Street, U.S.A. NASCAR when it's not inundated in ladders
Rideless Street, U.S.A. NASCAR
November 6, 1991
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Choose one of the 5 Rideless Street, U.S.A. NASCAR rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the moon. Whether you mourn the cavern-drawn carriage, the double-decker train, or the old-fashioned wing engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tivoli Gardens in the 1850's!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Al Weiss impersonators.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from liver disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- The letters in "Rideless Street, U.S.A. NASCAR" can be scrambled to spell "Stlr An.sasutsd.eaere,r Ec.si ."
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