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The Principal Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of a location
Principal Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
September 19, 1979
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Choose one of the 6 Principal Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the Midwest. Whether you give the gag-drawn carriage, the double-decker gear, or the old-fashioned explorer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Fantasyland in the 1950's!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of careening this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or chest, clothing, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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