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The Primary Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best floral attraction at Disneyland
Primary Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
February 4, 2006
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Choose one of the 4 Primary Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the depot. Whether you scare the locomotive-drawn carriage, the double-decker rascal, or the old-fashioned rack engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the horizon in the 1910's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, clothing, leg, personal, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
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