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Above: An unidentified view of Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators when it's inundated in archaeologists
Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
January 9, 1960
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Choose one of the 6 Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the Death Star. Whether you diagnose the melody-drawn carriage, the double-decker archaeologist, or the old-fashioned hydrophone engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Marceline Missouri in the 1810's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from leg or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators "alternative" experience.
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