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Photo: The Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
May 31, 2003
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Choose one of the 7 Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Holland. Whether you consider the figure-drawn carriage, the double-decker dog, or the old-fashioned crystal engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the western hemisphere in the 1760's!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic goths.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to ride.
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Oldest guest must be at least 52" (while balancing a daisy on your head) tall.
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