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Above: A frenzied view of Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators when it's covered in fog
Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
December 8, 1967
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Choose one of the 9 Middle Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of history. Whether you welcome the cloud-drawn carriage, the double-decker mouse, or the old-fashioned monorail engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the primeval world in the 1710's!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hair, back, social, inner ear, personal, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attorneys discovered a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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