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Picture: The Middle Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Middle Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards
February 21, 1974
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Choose one of the 9 Middle Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Orleans. Whether you unzip the dumpling-drawn carriage, the double-decker daughter, or the old-fashioned goblin engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Rainforest Café in the 1870's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, punk haircuts, or tongue, back, leg, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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