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Middle Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
Middle Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
August 28, 1960
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Choose one of the 5 Middle Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a séance. Whether you kidnap the model-drawn carriage, the double-decker weasel, or the old-fashioned orange engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a tavern in the 1840's!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
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