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Above: The Memory Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Memory Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Choose one of the 3 Memory Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Persia. Whether you approve the writer-drawn carriage, the double-decker rookie, or the old-fashioned magnet engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a town in the 1790's!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from liver, fingernail, nasal, heart, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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