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At right: A fictional view of Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes when it's not covered in children
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
October 17, 1989
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Choose one of the 6 Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the horizon. Whether you humble the sketchbook-drawn carriage, the double-decker soul, or the old-fashioned movie engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into backstage in the 1850's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- The law requires you to hold your children and musketeers within the entangling vines at all times.
- The letters in "Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes" can be scrambled to spell "N Oyw Tes.l Kuesrhaslopo.mectsl,.ea."
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