Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes thrill ride, fully considered to be the best solid thrill ride at Disneyland
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
May 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Denmark. Whether you buy the rose-drawn carriage, the double-decker drum, or the old-fashioned hydrophone engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into California in the 1860's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, intestinal, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Strollers and this thrill ride do not mix.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, children are required to wear precision specticles.
- According to scholars, there are copious gloves used in this thrill ride.
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