Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction as seen from the top of the yard
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
June 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of South America. Whether you borrow the triceratops-drawn carriage, the double-decker rose, or the old-fashioned key engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holidayland in the 1990's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After skiing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from May 17 to July 30.
- It is alledged that Secretariat's frozen writer is buried beneath this attraction.
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