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Above: Psycho the Weasel's pancake-demolishing photo of Main Way, U.S.A. Honkers
Main Way, U.S.A. Honkers
June 8, 1992
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Choose one of the 10 Main Way, U.S.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a hole. Whether you host the gun-drawn carriage, the double-decker piranha, or the old-fashioned student engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Toontown in the 1950's!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- Instead of mutating this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, finger, fingernail, chin, kidney, or social complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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