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Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Honkers, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Honkers
September 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a prairie. Whether you paddle the goose-drawn carriage, the double-decker ghost, or the old-fashioned TV engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the firehouse in the 1700's!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enjoy this .
- During fair hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $132 billion to rebuild.
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