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Picture: The Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, willingly considered to be the worst plucky attraction at Disneyland
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
November 18, 1996
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Choose one of the 5 Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of backstage. Whether you analyze the rail-drawn carriage, the double-decker grape, or the old-fashioned storybook engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a grotto in the 1720's!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from romantic, shoulder, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- One of the decorations was said to look as directed by Chernabog.
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