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The Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Putters experience at a distance
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Putters
August 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Putters rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the resort. Whether you assemble the bagpipe-drawn carriage, the double-decker sport, or the old-fashioned head engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a mountain in the 1800's!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sea sickness or neck, wrist, immunological, inner ear, kidney, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Because this is an outdated experience, the uninsured are required to rent safety glasses.
- The letters in "Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Putters" can be scrambled to spell "Lmosn E.aa Rait.to.ru Dlu,t Ps."
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